Which Oscar Winner Turns Gay When Drunk and Stoned?
Posted on December 7, 2009
Some things are best when they remain hidden, like one actor’s substance-abuse problems and romantic inclinations. He and a barely-covered actress, a closeted actor, and a fame-craving lady could learn a lesson in discretion from this broken-up-but-pretending-to-be-together couple. Guess away!
1. “Which multi Oscar winning actor scared a mole to death by gatecrashing a drinking session purposefully hidden from his legendary ‘party hands’?He rumbled their plans and ended up matching them drink for drink, making increasingly smutty suggestions to a mole who bailed out at 4am and went to his hotel room. He was woken up after 10 minutes by xxxxx xxxxx in boxers shorts, clutching a bag of skunk and demanding ‘entry.’” [Holy Moly]
2. “In related news, this former B list television actress and now a well known D has a side gig as a business person. Not wanting anyone to know who she is when she calls she uses a different name other than her very recognizable real one.” [CDaN]
3. “What mom and former A list television actress and now a C list joke answered her front door to trick or treaters in a shirt that exposed all when she reached for candy. Moms and dads were not amused. OK, well maybe the dads were amused. I mean she is again but they probably still took a look.” [CDaN]
4. “There were reports that this couple split up recently. Apparently, she had enough of his double life. But while they really have broken up, expect to continue to see them together occasionally. They are simply fulfilling commitments they made to their publicists to attend certain key events.” [Blind Gossip]
5. “This married former A list television actress and now a struggling C has been trying anything and everything to get a television show for herself. Not reality. She wants a talk show and there is only one person standing in her way. That person is a former reality star turned sometime actress who is actually much more famous than the preceding description would lead you to believe. Our former A list actress never misses the chance to talk smack about her perceived competition and will say anything to anyone to have the chance to host the show.” [CDaN]
6. “Long time readers of Holy Moly may remember a story we ran in 1996 about an up-and-coming actor earning a crust by recording scripts for gay sex chatlines. The fact that he was going under an assumed name hasn’t stopped the guy he recorded with getting in touch again. We’d forgotten all about him to be honest but, now he’s a new reality TV star, the tapes are now hot property. The mole adds: ‘I asked him if he was gay, he said he wasn’t fussy. We ended up energetically recreating our fictional work later on that evening in a cheap hotel. I am so not proud.’” [Holy Moly]
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