Posts Tagged Relationship

The 3-D Blue Warrior Dicktail Tribe of Avatar Unseated by Weepy PenPal Suckfest of Dear John

Posted on February 7, 2010

Of all the films to unseat Avatar’s domination over the box office, I doubt Dear, John—which I hadn’t even heard of until watching cheeseball Sandy Kenyon trash it on Taxi TV last night—was the frontrunner to do so.
However, the Mighty Blue Dicktails of the Na’vi Tribe were no match for another Nicholas Sparks book about [...]

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Everything That’s Happened on Lost So Far, Just from Memory

Posted on February 2, 2010

Lost is so confusing! But not that confusing. Here I will try to write, from memory without using any wikis, fan sites or Google, everything important that’s happened on the show up to tonight’s final-season premiere. Wish me luck.
A guy named Jack wakes up in the middle of the jungle wearing a suit and doesn’t [...]

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Big Love: Define ‘Incest’…

Posted on January 25, 2010

The fourth season of HBO’s social drama just keeps getting bigger. Last night we saw a trip across the country, an accident that brought two fringe cultures together (sort of), and a wild and surprising kiss.
The episode, written with daring aplomb by playwright (and staff writer) Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, showed its four main characters venturing [...]

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Which Actor Gets Hard During Love Scenes?

Posted on January 25, 2010

This A-lister’s boner should be considered an occupational hazard. Also getting pokey are a famous husband exploiting his open marriage, and an actress who has taken up with the producer of her show. Someone needs to call HR.
1. “Which A-list married actor got overexcited filming a love scene with a much younger starlet? The director [...]

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Beyond Seaside: Five Other Party Tribes in Need of Anthropological Examination

Posted on January 21, 2010

Jersey Shore, the (overly) buzzed-about documentary series created by the vengeful ghost of Margaret Mead, is coming to an end tonight. (Well, a season end, at least.) So what do we do now? Explore other terrible youth cultures, of course!
Former Jezebelian Jessica Grose just came up with a nice pitch for a [...]

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Which Other Celebrity Is in Sex Rehab Too?

Posted on January 20, 2010

Tiger is reportedly getting on the monogamy wagon, and this guy’s famous wife insisted he get help too. This actress needs help getting over a past love, and a reality star needs help getting over himself. Welcome to Gossips Anonymous.
1. “The tabloids are all in a feeding frenzy about a celebrity in sex rehab and [...]

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Shirtless John Mayer Brings Us Into His Head, Bedroom For RS

Posted on January 20, 2010

John Mayer’s shirtless cover of Rolling Stone gives a pretty good idea of just how stripped down he was ready to get in the interview. John himself seemed to stress a bit about it when he read the whole thing, but ultimately doesn’t fault himself for telling the truth. He talks about everything from Jennifer [...]

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TIGER OUT OF THE WOODS

Posted on January 18, 2010

A writer published in the New York Times Magazine reveals that Tiger Woods is currently a patient at Gentle Path — a sex addiction program at Pine Grove, a treatment center in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Benoit Denizet-Lewis, who has written extensively about his own sex addiction, wrote on his personal blog Monday that a source confirmed Woods’ [...]

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Which Comedian Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom?

Posted on January 15, 2010

OK, he wasn’t doing the humpty hump, but he was getting oral from an MTV star in a public restroom. Then there’s this actress who stripped for everyone in her manager’s office. It’s not safe to leave the house.
1. “This aging comedian, who has been in lots of films is getting bored with his life [...]

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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina & Other Choosy Moms Choose Life, Meaning Babies

Posted on January 13, 2010

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where it’s ALL BABIES, ALL THE TIME. Even though Angelina has a “baby bump,” her relationship with Brad’s on the rocks! But that’s nothing compared to what’s up with 16-year-old Ali Lohan, poor baby.

Ok!
“Kendra & Kourtney Talk Baby!”
This is a Kendra and Kourtney: “exclusive.” Hilarious. Margaret says: “There is nothing [...]

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