Posts Tagged Publicity

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina’s Rough Sex With Ralph Fiennes & Shiloh’s Harmful Haircut

Posted on March 3, 2010

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where you’ll find answers to burning questions. Like: Is Angelina using Shiloh to challenge gender norms? Is Mary-Kate Olsen hooking up with Sam Ronson? What would Brad Pitt look like if he’d been in Avatar?
This week we were disappointed by the cover stories of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, [...]

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Real Housewife of Atlanta Says ‘Let’s Be Friends’ to Her Very Own Sam Ronson

Posted on March 1, 2010

Ahh, spring. When reality stars’ fancies turn to lesbian publicity stunts. Kim Zolciak, from the planet Zolciak, is apparently dating female DJ Tracy Young. Just like Lindsay Lohan did with that Ronson girl, a known DJ! Awfully passe, Kim, really.

Tags: Housewife, Friends, Publicity, Lindsay Lohan, star, Publicity Stunt

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Which Couple Is Scouring the Middle East for a Baby to Adopt?

Posted on December 29, 2009

The Hollywood arms race to be the first actress with a Muslim baby is on, and there is one serious contender so far. Speaking of mommy issues, this actor has plenty of his own. As Freud said, blame the mother!
“While you should take the rumors that she is pregnant right now with a grain of [...]

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Which Actress Wants Her Contractually Obligated Boyfriend to Propose

Posted on December 21, 2009

This leading lady likes publicity so much, she wants to put a ring on it. At least she’s not so cheap she won’t buy her own stuff, like this other star. Nothing comes for free, not even gossip.
1. “Which sometime emaciated Hollywood A-lister is demanding that her people step up her arrangement with her current [...]

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An Apology: Avatar Amazingly Does Not Suck

Posted on December 15, 2009

For months, the evidence mounted and mounted that James Cameron’s long awaited Titanic follow-up was going to be the biggest let down since Phantom Menace. No one wanted to believe that more than we did.
So imagine our horror, when last night we attended a screening of Avatar — and it was pretty spectacular.
Simply put, although [...]

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"Fuck Them": Times Critic On Hollywood, Women, & Why Romantic Comedies Suck

Posted on December 14, 2009

“I usually maintain a fairly even temper about Hollywood because I couldn’t do my job otherwise,” Manohla Dargis told me today. But the formidable NY Times film critic has fighting words for Hollywood and how it treats women.
Dargis’ “fuck them” – the first of several – refers specifically to a fact she highlighted in her [...]

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Tucker Max Has an Explanation

Posted on November 2, 2009

Schlitz-grasping cargo short sporter Tucker Max has finally figured out why his movie, Penis in a Beer Cozy, was a financial failure.

[Tells some story of this girl in a bar who totally loves him, like, so much, but doesn't know about the movie]. I mean, when someone who identifies themselves as a huge fan, who [...]

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Shauna Sand Sex Tape Shocker!

Posted on October 13, 2009

Well, the Shauna Sand sex tape is not really that big of a shocker, now is it? However, Shauna says she the video will not be released without a fight.Shauna Sand has made a sex tap, actually she has made a few, but that doesn’t give Vivid the right to distribute it. She told TMZ,“Yes [...]

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Are Wes and Spike Headed for Boy Genius Dammerung?

Posted on October 12, 2009

A decade ago they were the child auteurs who could do no wrong. Wes Anderson and Spike Jonze were not just proclaimed the saviors of the cinema, but of modern civilization as well.
With Rushmore and Being John Malkovitch under their belts, they had finally made the multi-plex safe for The Quirkies, and with that door [...]

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The Kingmakers of Twitter Celebrity

Posted on October 12, 2009

Pee Wee Herman had more than 40,000 followers within 24 hours of joining Twitter. An organic phenomenon? Hardly: He had a PR agency known for its celebrity “Twitter boot camp” on his side. And they taught him some secrets.
Microblogging might seem straightforward enough to your typical Silicon Valley office drone. But Hollywood superstars are used [...]

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