How to Be a Famous Right-Wing Media Lady [Video]

Posted on October 10, 2010

FIRST BEDBUGS NOW STINK BUGS??

Posted on September 28, 2010

Bed bugs aren’t the only pest invading mid-Atlantic states this year: stink bugs are now posing a serious problem, causing damage to fruit and vegetable crops that has reached critical levels, the New York Times reported on Sunday. WTF AMERICA???
Although they don’t bite, the brown marmorated stink bugs (Halyomorpha halys) are a hassle for [...]

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Cosmic Energy Binds Them [Altarcations]

Posted on July 25, 2010

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Hamptons Are So Not Nice This Time of Year [Altarcations]

Posted on July 4, 2010

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Welcome to Wedding Season [Altarcations]

Posted on May 30, 2010

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Everyone Who Got Married This Week Went to Harvard [Altarcations]

Posted on May 16, 2010

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: You Aren’t Married ‘Til the Fat Lady Sings [Altarcations]

Posted on May 9, 2010

The 3-D Blue Warrior Dicktail Tribe of Avatar Unseated by Weepy PenPal Suckfest of Dear John

Posted on February 7, 2010

Of all the films to unseat Avatar’s domination over the box office, I doubt Dear, John—which I hadn’t even heard of until watching cheeseball Sandy Kenyon trash it on Taxi TV last night—was the frontrunner to do so.
However, the Mighty Blue Dicktails of the Na’vi Tribe were no match for another Nicholas Sparks book about [...]

Is ‘Twelve’ the Worst Movie in the History of Sundance?

Posted on January 30, 2010

Nick McDonell was 17 when he wrote 2002’s Twelve, about New York’s richkids experimenting with new superdrugs. Now it’s a Sundance movie, by Joel Schumacher, starring Chace Crawford, Emma Roberts, Keifer Sutherland, and 50 Cent. And it sucks. Terribly.
Via Page Six this morning:

Post critic Kyle Smith reports from Sundance that audiences were giggling at the [...]

TIGER OUT OF THE WOODS

Posted on January 18, 2010

A writer published in the New York Times Magazine reveals that Tiger Woods is currently a patient at Gentle Path — a sex addiction program at Pine Grove, a treatment center in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Benoit Denizet-Lewis, who has written extensively about his own sex addiction, wrote on his personal blog Monday that a source confirmed Woods’ [...]