Posts Tagged Movie Theaters

The 3-D Blue Warrior Dicktail Tribe of Avatar Unseated by Weepy PenPal Suckfest of Dear John

Posted on February 7, 2010

Of all the films to unseat Avatar’s domination over the box office, I doubt Dear, John—which I hadn’t even heard of until watching cheeseball Sandy Kenyon trash it on Taxi TV last night—was the frontrunner to do so.
However, the Mighty Blue Dicktails of the Na’vi Tribe were no match for another Nicholas Sparks book about [...]

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Brangalina!

Posted on August 28, 2009

On screen, Papa Pitt is currently scalping Nazis delighting audiences at movie theaters all over the world. Off screen, Brad, his ladylove Angelina Jolie, and their many many children are settling into France.
Last week, Brad and Angie took daughter Shiloh and Zahara to the Auberge de Chatueauvert (SO many vowels) in Correns where [...]

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