Posts Tagged Levi

Everything That’s Happened on Lost So Far, Just from Memory

Posted on February 2, 2010

Lost is so confusing! But not that confusing. Here I will try to write, from memory without using any wikis, fan sites or Google, everything important that’s happened on the show up to tonight’s final-season premiere. Wish me luck.
A guy named Jack wakes up in the middle of the jungle wearing a suit and doesn’t [...]

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Ugly Betty Got Cancelled Because American Television Is Broken

Posted on January 27, 2010

ABC finally euthanize Ugly Betty. It used to be one of the best shows on TV, but the network system’s intractable greed and antiquated system ruined it. Can’t we have term limits for TV series?
Scooplet! A tipster tells us even though their show was getting tired (see below), the cancellation came as a surprise to [...]

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The Death of Broadcast Television, One Daypart at a Time

Posted on January 26, 2010

Another day, another piece of news about broadcast television’s slow, painful death rattle. It’s no longer just primetime that’s hemorrhaging: the big old networks are fighting battles in daytime, in news, and royally fucking up their once-sturdy late night empires.
Broadcast’s grand formula has always been straight-through-the-day coverage, with morning shows giving way to daytime chatters [...]

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Which Actor Gets Hard During Love Scenes?

Posted on January 25, 2010

This A-lister’s boner should be considered an occupational hazard. Also getting pokey are a famous husband exploiting his open marriage, and an actress who has taken up with the producer of her show. Someone needs to call HR.
1. “Which A-list married actor got overexcited filming a love scene with a much younger starlet? The director [...]

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Saturday Night Special: The SAG Awards Sadly Have Nothing to Offer in the C.O.C.K. Dept.

Posted on January 23, 2010

Post #14? I think we can call it a night. After all, tiring day: all of this TOLDJA!™ business and domestic disquiet and fratty pussies and C.O.C.K. all up in everyone’s faces. Your open thread, with SAG winners, right here.
Your 2010 Screen Actors Guild Award winners:

Movies:
Cast: “Inglourious Basterds.”
Actor in a leading role: Jeff Bridges, “Crazy [...]

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Which Other Celebrity Is in Sex Rehab Too?

Posted on January 20, 2010

Tiger is reportedly getting on the monogamy wagon, and this guy’s famous wife insisted he get help too. This actress needs help getting over a past love, and a reality star needs help getting over himself. Welcome to Gossips Anonymous.
1. “The tabloids are all in a feeding frenzy about a celebrity in sex rehab and [...]

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Shiny Balls: Your Golden Globes Field Guide

Posted on January 15, 2010

The Golden Globe Awards, Hollywood’s second-goldenest night (and certainly its globiest), will go down on live TV this Sunday night. Who will win? Who should win?? After the jump we’ll break down the big categories to figure it all out.
Because this is all just a preamble to the Oscars (nominations come out on February 2nd [...]

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Which Comedian Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom?

Posted on January 15, 2010

OK, he wasn’t doing the humpty hump, but he was getting oral from an MTV star in a public restroom. Then there’s this actress who stripped for everyone in her manager’s office. It’s not safe to leave the house.
1. “This aging comedian, who has been in lots of films is getting bored with his life [...]

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SIMON TO LEAVE AMERICAN IDOL

Posted on January 12, 2010

For all you American Idol stans, looks like Simon is moving on….

Simon has announced that he is leaving the hit Fox show when his contract ends after the 2010 season.
He will judge and produce an American version of his British hit music show, The X Factor, on Fox in Fall 2011.
“Because of that this will [...]

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You Really Should Be Watching Big Love

Posted on January 8, 2010

Big Love — HBO’s beguilingly wonderful melodrama about a family living on the fringe — returns for its fourth season on Sunday night. You really should watch it. If you initially wrote it off as unsympathetic, give it another chance.
We’d been excited for the show’s premiere back in 2006, it just sounded so intriguing and [...]

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