High Society: The End of Civilization [Recaps]

Posted on April 29, 2010

American Idol: The Death of Dimples [Recaps]

Posted on April 22, 2010

Last night was the night that Idol Gave Back, with song and montage and African video. Last night was the night that God took his pearly hand and ripped our hearts from our chests, leaving us bereft and alone. More »

Tags: God, American Idol, Chests, Dimples

Kraken Released All Over America’s Face [Monday Box Office]

Posted on April 5, 2010

This Week In Tabloids: Jesse’s Hitler Pose & Foursome; Angie’s Kids Call Her "The Dragon" [Midweek Madness]

Posted on March 31, 2010

Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sample the flavors in the weekly gossip tabloids. This week: Jesse James poses as Hitler and has a foursome with someone named Skittles.

Ok!
“New Moms Fight Back!”
Kendra and Kourtney continue to get tabloid covers for reasons we cannot explain. This week we learned that [...]

On Chloe Sevigny Saying ‘Big Love’ was Awful: An Ethical Investigation [Ethics]

Posted on March 28, 2010

Chloe Sevigny told the AV Club that she thought this past season of Big Love was “Awful.” Today she offered her excuse: she was tired! Also, she invoked the Golden Rule. What does immortal philosophy say about Chloe Sevigny’s behavior?
Last week, Big Love star Chloe Sevigny told the AV Club: “[Big Love] was awful this [...]

American Idol: Miles to Go Before We Sleep [Recaps]

Posted on March 25, 2010

On last night’s fitful episode, we saw the dreams of teenagers laid out bare and glorious in front of us. And we saw the dreams of a contestant hoisted onto Ryan Seacrest’s petard and bled to completion.
As with every major event in life, last night’s show began with a group number. The group numbers [...]

50 GETS LOOSE LIPS

Posted on March 25, 2010

50 sit it down:

“I would marry Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna in Africa, I’d have 3 wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families!” the rapper said.
And on the subject of GaGa and Beyoncé he got very vocal about what he saw as a double standard about sexual imagery in videos [...]

How to Remake ’80s Movies the Right Way [Nostalgia]

Posted on March 23, 2010

Last week, J. Lo was inexplicably cast in the Goldie Hawn role of a Overboard remake. Please, don’t mess with the classics like that! If you’re going to go remaking ’80s movies, here’s how to do it right.
Hollywood’s love of nostalgia is not new, but it seems like the wave of repurposing old ideas has [...]

MONICA A SINGLE GIRL AGAIN

Posted on March 14, 2010

Looks like Monica’s back on the market. She recently confirmed a break-up with long time beau Rocko via Twitter:

“Thank u everyone for all the love your sending. @Rocko4Realis a great father and we will continue to love and parent our children. The Rest is a private matter between @Rocko4Real and I. He is a [...]

Project Runway: Winning by a Hair

Posted on March 12, 2010

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision that the sponsors get to dream up a challenge. The delusion it will be interesting. The vision to have the bitchiest judges in the biz. The delusion they are enough.
That’s right, the best part of last night’s episode was the judging. Yes, there were plenty [...]