Joey Chestnut Wins Fourth Hot Dog Eating Title, Kobayashi Arrested (Update: Video) [Sports]

Posted on July 4, 2010

Greetings from Florida, Land of Driving Dogs and Bong Smoking Babies [We Hate Your State]

Posted on June 24, 2010

The Cutest U.N. Commission of All Time [Awww]

Posted on May 16, 2010

Battlefield Earth Screenwriter Apologizes for ‘Suckiest Movie Ever’ [Mea Culpa]

Posted on March 28, 2010

Visiting the Hollywood Scientology Celebrity Center, J.D. Shapiro just wanted to meet girls. Instead, he wound up writing Battlefield Earth. After winning the “Worst Picture of the Decade” Razzie, Shapiro is apologizing. He blames it all on his penis.
If you are lucky enough to have forgotten L. Ron Hubbard adaptation Battlefield Earth, here is an [...]

Sugar Shout Out: Infuse an Old Chair With New Life

Posted on March 3, 2010

Infuse an old chair with new life by adding paint
Bobby Flay’s tips for making the perfect steak
Freshen up with rose water
Joining a sorority could bring a rush of bad body image
More moms join Dancing With the Stars roster
10 Alice in Wonderland-inspired pieces for your closet
Nicole Kidman will fix your fiancé
New tax deductions and credits for [...]

Julia Spreads the Love Before Her Valentine’s Day

Posted on January 26, 2010

Julia Roberts started her afternoon yesterday by walking her two dogs near her Malibu home. She was then off to the airport with her husband, Danny Moder, where the couple shared a long hug and kisses before parting ways. They were just together for a post-Golden Globes vacation in romantic Paris, but now Julia’s gearing [...]

Which Actress Is Paying for Her Drugs with Her Body?

Posted on January 6, 2010

Sleeping with her drug dealer was the only way to get him to forget about the money she owes him. The “next Casey Johnson” in L.A.’s socialite set hasn’t sunk that low—yet. And finally, a star does something kind!
1. “What C list actress on a middling network comedy in a great time slot has a [...]

This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger’s Titillating Texts

Posted on December 9, 2009

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot “news” in the celeb tabloids. This week: Read Tiger’s lurid text messages and find out how Angelina is helping Jen adopt a little Mexican kid.

Ok!
“My Side Of The Story.”
Rachel Uchitel was interviewed at her home, and Tiger Woods was not mentioned in the conversation. [...]

Jersey Shore: A Field Study

Posted on December 4, 2009

Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn’t get better, but it does. It really, really does.
Margaret Mead had the Samoans, Dian Fossey had gorillas, and the rest of us have the [...]

Evidence in Assumed Murder of Yale Student Annie Le May Point to Suspect

Posted on September 14, 2009

Authorities investigating the murder of Yale graduate student Annie Le have focused their efforts on a suspect who failed a lie detector test, sources told US Official Tabloid Gossip.
That suspect has what appear to be defensive wounds, a key piece of circumstantial evidence. In addition, the suspect, who authorities believe knew Le, failed a [...]