MARIAH TAKES A SPILL

Posted on September 26, 2010

If Mariah isn’t pregnant something is really wrong with her diet. She took a little tumble while in Singapore this weekend.

Tags: Pregnant, Gossip, Diet

MINORITY REPORT: GAGA BATTLES WITH WEIGHT

Posted on September 6, 2010

The NY Daily News reports that Lady Gaga was hospitalized 6 times in a year for dangerous bouts with diets

According to RadarOnline.com, Gaga’s tour manager, David Ciemny, claimed that while on tour she would scarf down unhealthy food and then stop eating for weeks to fit into her famous costumes.
At one point, she reportedly lost [...]

Angelina Jolie Celebrates Her Salty Box Office Success in Russia!

Posted on July 25, 2010

Angelina Jolie kicked off her morning in Moscow today with a photo op promoting Salt. She was in simple black and white to pose for the cameras, but by the evening she was in a dramatic red gown for the Russian premiere. Angelina has been busy doing all sort of press for the movie, including [...]

50 LOSES 50 POUNDS

Posted on May 27, 2010

50 Cent loses 50 pounds…SMH.

In an effort to do some serious acting, 50 Cent has shed some pounds. He’s slim down from 214 to 160lbs.
That in addition to removing his tattoos for his upcoming flicks. He’s set to play a cancer-stricken football player in Things Fall Apart, due out next year.
The weight loss is [...]

Jennifer Aniston Has a Dressy Thursday Filming With a Smile

Posted on May 7, 2010

Jennifer Aniston was pretty in pink and sporting one of this season’s most popular hairstyles, a messy side braid, on the set of Just Go With It in Hawaii yesterday. She’s been shooting romantic kissing scenes in the tropical location all week with her costar and real-life longtime friend Adam Sandler. Jennifer’s perfect tan only [...]

This Week In Tabloids: Sandra’s Husband Had An Affair; Justin Might Be Cheating On Jessica

Posted on March 17, 2010

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I judge Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!. This week: Sandra Bullock’s husband is having an affair; Jen’s getting artificially inseminated and Tinsley Mortimer is a hair model!
Ok!
“Ten Lbs. In 10 Days!”
Margaret learned that Kendra’s diet plan includes eating a bowl of cereal [...]

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina’s Rough Sex With Ralph Fiennes & Shiloh’s Harmful Haircut

Posted on March 3, 2010

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where you’ll find answers to burning questions. Like: Is Angelina using Shiloh to challenge gender norms? Is Mary-Kate Olsen hooking up with Sam Ronson? What would Brad Pitt look like if he’d been in Avatar?
This week we were disappointed by the cover stories of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, [...]

Kell on Earth: Everyone Is Fired!

Posted on February 23, 2010

We were too busy watching Florence Henderson do production numbers that we missed last night’s episode of Kell on Earth. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was the only person not fired by Kelly Cutrone last night. She has the scoop!
London Calling
by Betsey Morgenstern
Have you ever taken a helicopter to party? Well, then you are [...]

Update: The Kevin Smith Southwest Airlines Fat-Flight Tweakout of Epic Proportion

Posted on February 14, 2010

Someone in corporate PR’s decidedly not enjoying their Sunday. Yesterday, Kevin Smith started Live-Twittering his experience getting kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight for being too fat. It was, for the most part, pretty impressive. Update: Southwest responds.
In fact, one can say this is the best thing Kevin Smith’s written since Jay and Silent [...]

An Illiterate Hairdresser Goes to Hollywood

Posted on February 4, 2010

In their March issue, Vanity Fair has a fascinating article about producer Jon Peters, an illiterate hairdresser turned major Hollywood player (and ex Mr. Streisand), written by the woulda-been ghost writer of his memoirs, William Stadiem. Crazy Tinsel tales abound.

Peters is a notoriously bellicose, tall-tale-spinning oddity. Just look at all the famous Hollywood murderers he’s [...]