Posts Tagged Crap
Posted on December 30, 2009

If News Corp. and Time Warner can’t resolve their spat by tomorrow, Fox is pulling all of its channels from the cable system. Hmm… Is losing American Idol worth never having to see Glenn Beck again?
Fox is trying to get $1 per month per subscriber from Time Warner to carry their broadcast network (cable companies [...]
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Posted on December 28, 2009

Just because Nine, which opened this weekend, sucked doesn’t mean that it has nothing to teach us. For instance, it can tell us how to keep a disaster like Nine from happening again.
For those of you who don’t know, Nine is based on a (barely remembered) Broadway musical of the same name which was in [...]
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Posted on November 10, 2009

There was a manage á boring last night between Dan, Vanessa, and Lizzy McGuire. Watch the video if you’re a perv. We care more about how it shifted the power dynamics on the show. But we don’t mind pervs.
The much-hyped threeway was really a bit of a let down on what otherwise was a rather [...]
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Posted on October 20, 2009

The most amazing thing about Chuck Bass kissing a guy wasn’t the kiss itself, but when he acknowledges that it wasn’t the first time he kissed a dude. Wowza! Chuck’s power increased tenfold now that he can seduce both sexes.
Aside from Chuck kissing a guy, last night’s episode was pretty whack. There was way too [...]
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Posted on October 9, 2009
Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to make something old into something new. The delusion that the concept is not borrowed and blue. The vision to dress like Cher, the delusion—well, that’s a delusion.
Yes, we have a bunch of divorced brides on last night, and they wanted to turn their wedding [...]
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Posted on August 21, 2009

This week’s multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features stupid idiots, Steven Seagal, wigs on dogs, and Models of the Runway.
1.) Models of the Runway
It’s boring…and “dumb.”
I love Heidi’s reaction to them.
2.) Speaking of Dumb
Who the fuck forgets the words to “God Bless America”? Especially if it’s your job to remember them.
3.) Gosselin Kids Promise [...]
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Posted on August 16, 2009

Looks like there’s been an update to the Sara Stokes saga. TMZ reports:
The former MTV reality star accused of putting a knife through her husband’s arm earlier this month claims the whole thing is a misunderstanding — the dude stabbed himself!
TMZ spoke with the manager for former “Making the Band 2″ star Sara Stokes, [...]
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