Posts Tagged Cops

TED DETAINED

Posted on January 11, 2011

The man with the golden voice was visited by police after an altercation with his daughter.

Ted Williams, the former panhandler who became an overnight star because of his silky smooth radio voice, was briefly detained by the Los Angeles Police Department at a Hollywood hotel on Monday night.
Cops responded to a disturbance call at the [...]

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MARIO ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT

Posted on October 1, 2010

Mario was arrested in Baltimore Friday for allegedly assaulting his mother, TMZ.com reported.

Mom Shawnita Hardaway reportedly told cops that Mario was “throwing and damaging property” and pushing her with his hands and forearms. Police found several broken items in the apartment the 24-year-old singer shares with his mother, including a smashed mirror and a [...]

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FOXY’S BROTHER PLEADS GUILTY

Posted on September 16, 2010

Foxy Brown’s brother, Gavin “Pretty Boy” Marchand, pleaded not guilty to felony identity theft charges Thursday – and was then cuffed on new criminal charges.

“They’re re-arresting him for grand larceny,” Herman Wun, Marchand’s surprised lawyer, said outside a Manhattan Supreme courtroom as his client was taken into custody by burly, plain-clothed detectives.
Marchand, 35, who has [...]

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Stupid California Police Warn Parents of Pedobear, the ‘Pedophile Mascot’ (Updated) [Memes]

Posted on September 12, 2010

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MATT BARNES ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

Posted on September 9, 2010

That’s what’s up….

Matt was arrested in Sacramento, CA around 4:16PM yesterday after a domestic violence situation at his home went down. Cops arrived on the scene after an “incomplete 911 call” was placed. Both parties–Matt and the “mystery woman”–had visible injuries. Matt was charged with suspicion of domestic violence AND violent obstruction [...]

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Paris Hilton Poses Pretty In Her New Mugshot

Posted on August 28, 2010

Paris Hilton posed with stylist Michael Boychuck at his COLOR salon in Las Vegas yesterday, just hours before she was arrested for cocaine possession early this morning. Her latest mugshot, released by the LVPD, bares a striking resemblance to the ones taken during her previous arrests. She had two other drug-related incidents while abroad Summer, [...]

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Kell on Earth: Everyone Is Fired!

Posted on February 23, 2010

We were too busy watching Florence Henderson do production numbers that we missed last night’s episode of Kell on Earth. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was the only person not fired by Kelly Cutrone last night. She has the scoop!
London Calling
by Betsey Morgenstern
Have you ever taken a helicopter to party? Well, then you are [...]

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Jersey Shore: Conflict Resolution

Posted on January 1, 2010

Hooking up and getting drunk aren’t the only things the guidos and guidettes of the Jersey Shore have to do for fun. Don’t forget about the fights! Let’s look at how they handle conflict and retribution in their fiefdom.
Like classical Italy, the citizens of Seaside Heights are all of the same people, but they are [...]

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The Invincible Charlie Sheen’s Old-School Christmas: Chokin’ Ladies Out

Posted on December 26, 2009

Damn, Charlie Sheen: the slate was clean for what? Two years? Does it matter anymore? Charlie Sheen choked his wife out for Christmas. He got arrested, she’s not talking to cops, he’s still the highest paid actor in television.
A long time ago, back when Radar wasn’t a Zombie Radar, Charlie Sheen got married and it [...]

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Jersey Shore: A Field Study

Posted on December 4, 2009

Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn’t get better, but it does. It really, really does.
Margaret Mead had the Samoans, Dian Fossey had gorillas, and the rest of us have the [...]

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