Posts Tagged Boo

The 3-D Blue Warrior Dicktail Tribe of Avatar Unseated by Weepy PenPal Suckfest of Dear John

Posted on February 7, 2010

Of all the films to unseat Avatar’s domination over the box office, I doubt Dear, John—which I hadn’t even heard of until watching cheeseball Sandy Kenyon trash it on Taxi TV last night—was the frontrunner to do so.
However, the Mighty Blue Dicktails of the Na’vi Tribe were no match for another Nicholas Sparks book about [...]

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Can Indie Movies Survive?

Posted on February 5, 2010

Indie films have become the lost children of Hollywood in recent years. Author Edward Jay Epstein explains why Hollywood is abandoning the indie movie business in favor of merchandisable CGI spectacles like Avatar.
If you are a producer of indie movies, the great sucking sound you may be hearing is Avatar draining money from your future [...]

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Susan Hendricks is a Hot Leggy Fill in on Morning Express

Posted on February 5, 2010

Filling in for Robin Meade on Morning Express this is Susan Hendricks in a hot white black combination dress. I would’ve rather seen her do without the boots, but can’t complain, I’m starting to like her almost as much if not maybe a little more than Robin. The one thing Robin has on Susan is [...]

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Everything That’s Happened on Lost So Far, Just from Memory

Posted on February 2, 2010

Lost is so confusing! But not that confusing. Here I will try to write, from memory without using any wikis, fan sites or Google, everything important that’s happened on the show up to tonight’s final-season premiere. Wish me luck.
A guy named Jack wakes up in the middle of the jungle wearing a suit and doesn’t [...]

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Happy 24th Birthday, Lauren Conrad!

Posted on February 1, 2010

Lauren Conrad turns 24 today after kicking off the celebrations last week in Vegas at the launch of her second book, Sweet Little Lies. Lauren burst onto the scene as the star of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County in 2004. Since then [...]

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Weekends are Always Hotter with Gerri Willis on CNN

Posted on January 31, 2010

From CNN yesterday, this is Gerri Willis hosting her weekend show “Your Bottom Line”. I know some of y’all are a big fan of boots so here y’all go, me, I’m more into the bare leggage, but to each their own. Gerri’s definitely lookin’ good to go though any way you look at her.
Gerri is [...]

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Is ‘Twelve’ the Worst Movie in the History of Sundance?

Posted on January 30, 2010

Nick McDonell was 17 when he wrote 2002’s Twelve, about New York’s richkids experimenting with new superdrugs. Now it’s a Sundance movie, by Joel Schumacher, starring Chace Crawford, Emma Roberts, Keifer Sutherland, and 50 Cent. And it sucks. Terribly.
Via Page Six this morning:

Post critic Kyle Smith reports from Sundance that audiences were giggling at the [...]

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The Day the Indies Died: Miramax Closes Its Doors

Posted on January 28, 2010

It is with heavy hand and heavy heart that we inform you today of the death of Miramax. The once-proud indie studio was 31 years old.
Though it had dwindled a bit in recent years, the studio built by Harvey and Bob Weinstein (named after their parents, Miriam and Max) will stand in history as the [...]

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Wall Street 2: Greed Is Good, But It Is Also Old

Posted on January 28, 2010

Here’s a teaser trailer for Oliver Stone’s new, either-really-timely-or-really-dated Wall Street sequel, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Which is true! But it does burn in credit fires. Anyway, look! Gordon Gecko is old! Shia LaBeouf is young. Money is… asleep.
Oliver Stone was probably thinking of fat old 2006 while putting this project together, but [...]

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The Death of Broadcast Television, One Daypart at a Time

Posted on January 26, 2010

Another day, another piece of news about broadcast television’s slow, painful death rattle. It’s no longer just primetime that’s hemorrhaging: the big old networks are fighting battles in daytime, in news, and royally fucking up their once-sturdy late night empires.
Broadcast’s grand formula has always been straight-through-the-day coverage, with morning shows giving way to daytime chatters [...]

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