Shirtless John Mayer Brings Us Into His Head, Bedroom For RS

Posted on January 20, 2010

John Mayer’s cover of Rolling Stone gives a pretty good idea of just how stripped down he was ready to get in the interview. John himself seemed to a bit about it when he read the whole thing, but ultimately doesn’t fault himself for telling the . He talks about everything from to masturbation to just what he’s looking for in a mate. You never know what to expect from Mayer next - here are highlights:

  • On his split from Aniston: “I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life… I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the I’ve had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f-ing fantastic, if I said to her, “I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.’”
  • On his current sex life and masturbating daily: “Blowing me off is the new sucking me off! . . . I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week. . . I don’t like that question [about masturbating daily], because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say ‘Yes, but of course I do.’ I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
  • On what he is looking for: “Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f–k about it.”

    To read what he has to say about his music, and more just read more.

    • On his latest album: “I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest is the best one. Bulls-. Continuum is my best one. And I think you gain more than you lose by saying that.”
    • On : “I’ll be honest with you. All this weird s— about me? All this strangeness? I wouldn’t have a music career without it. But I am at odds with myself. I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too … I don’t know how much further I can do this before I’m a dead body on the side of the road.”
    • On an ex getting back in touch: “It was a e-mail about what it’s like to hear me on the radio. She said she smiled. I started crying as I wrote her back. This is precious. She can vouch for me not as a . She carries with her information of this 14-year-old boy she knew. She knows the . She hadn’t written me in a long time. I think she was trying to forget me because she has a husband and kids.”

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