‘It’s Kind of an American Apparel Ad Come to Life’

Posted on August 13, 2009

Remember “aerobics,” that early 80s sartorial nightmare ushered in by Jane Fonda, Olivia Newton-John and ? Well, it’s making a comeback in LA’s Silver , where local hipsters are now sweating it out in spandex, leotards and leg-warmers.

Former columnist has a piece in Thursday’s profiling the phenomenon created by Ryan , a “choreographer, performance artist and designer” who has created something called “Sweaty Sundays,” a weekly aerobics, errr, dance class held in a in the heart of LA’s very own Williamsburg.

Here, members of this – artists, photographers, and screenwriters – dance off the previous night’s excesses to a soundtrack of indie rock, techno, and 1980s new . And they do it while looking fabulous in Jane Fonda and belted leotards.

“It’s kind of an ad come to life,” said Terence McFarland, 40, the executive director of the Los Angeles Stage Alliance, who is a regular.

On a recent Sunday, Christopher Kreiling, a 33-year-old , was among the first to arrive. It was his first time, but he already had the look down: a pair of very short white , a pink-and-white striped tank top and the all-important headband.

“I just had 10 cigarettes and a coffee,” he said. “I’m like, ‘O.K., let’s go.’ “

says that the class has become so popular with the local idiots that he’s added a class as well as a weeknight one called “Wet Wednesdays.” And don’t fret over not being able to participate in the fun yourself if you don’t happen to live in the LA area, because there’s a DVD coming soon. Yippee!

Now, the real question the article about this hideous trend brings up is what will the Williamsburg hipsters do to top it? Sorry Williamsburg, but your little kickball and tetherball retro- don’t stand up against this. You all need to step it the hell up! Surely it’s the lack of availability of things such as “Sweaty Sundays” that stokes ’s smoldering hatred of New York. Win back her dark, jaded heart! Do it for New York!

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